Daily People calculation

Everyone had been program to calculate something. I don’t know what is the thing about but… that is natural and not natural thing.

Natural thing:
People A: I need to calculate how much salary I must get from Stupid Company A
People B: I need to calculate how much time I must spend for working in this Stupid Company B.
People C: I need to calculate how long my boss will scold me about 1 hour or 10 hour if 10 hour then I will ask him lets sit down and order some drink and continue scold me.
People D: I need to calculate how many people don’t want my flyer. If 100% then give up to give flyer because no one take flyer it means my flyer is out of date.
People E: I need to calculate how many times my customer go out and go in because if 10 in 10 out that is my problem if 10 in 5 out then it is half my problem half my company problem.
People F: I need to calculate how many sales I got. If 0 then my boss will say you are lazy if you do more than 1 sales considered ok. If more than 10 sales consider very ok.
People G: I need to calculate how much time for me to stay in the company and take the bonus and then quit from the stupid company.
People H: I need to calculate ….. (please write your one to share to me! Thank)